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@elgacd I mean yes but also pretty sure he’s going to be recurring on Mando if that stinger with the prison transport ship is leading where I think it was leading

@allynfolksjr I have 2 codes - MX Green at home and MX Clear at the office. Definitely prefer the feel of the greens, but the clicking sound is also wayyyy louder

@lothcat did I hear they are doing a crossover this season?

A clip from an interview with one of the original SimCity designers, on how the game would have fallen apart if parking lots in the game were their actual sizes in modern cities.

when you are snowed under with email, pray to saint mark allasread. he will intercede on your behalf

@AntoniaRForster got to meet him too! Turned down the swag though because all 3 of my t-shirt drawers are overfull 😅

Whenever the media starts freaking out about deepfakes and how they will mislead the world, I'm always completely nonplussed. Our public discourse has been dominated by lies and propaganda, on a mass scale, for decades. People can be misled by a scribble on a napkin. I'm not sure it matters that now the napkin looks "super real." #getoffmylawn

San Francisco mall food just hits different.

Come visit me and @geopipe at GDC! We are in the New York Pavilion (Hall E - P1547, roughly between Avalanche and Games from Spain)

re: US uh “pol”; Fox News; m&ms; don’t open 

@wilbowma it’s wild because I’m old enough to remember when conservatives wouldn’t stop complaining about the hypersexualization of culture

this is one thing I like about math: if you don't like the rules, change them

CA DMV, The Game:

For each round, choose one player to be the applicant and another player to be the clerk. Everyone else is in the audience.

The applicant makes up a plate number, and secretly writes down the true meaning of their plate. The meaning may or may not be obscene or offensive (as defined by your local community standards)

The clerk announces what they think the true meaning of the plate is. If the clerk thinks that the meaning is obscene or offensive, they should deny the plate. Otherwise, they should approve the plate.

After the clerk has made their decision, each member of the audience guesses as to the true meaning of the plate; they may choose to agree with the clerk's interpretation, or supply their own.

Finally, the meaning that the applicant wrote down is revealed to all players.

If the clerk has guessed the true meaning of the plate correctly, then the clerk wins the round.

If the clerk has guessed incorrectly, but the majority of the audience agrees with the clerk's interpretation of the plate, then the clerk wins the round.

If neither the clerk nor any member of the audience has guessed the true meaning of the plate correctly, and a majority of the audience does not agree with the clerk, then the round is a draw.

Finally, If the clerk guessed incorrectly but at least one audience member guessed correctly:

- If the meaning is obscene or offensive, and the clerk denied the plate, the clerk wins the round.

- If the meaning is obscene or offensive, and the clerk approved the plate, the applicant wins the round.

- If the meaning is not obscene or offensive, and the clerk denied the plate, the applicant wins the round.

- If the meaning is not obscene or offensive, and the clerk approved the plate, the round is a draw.

Disputes over what is obscene or offensive are decided by a poll of the audience, with the clerk breaking ties.

Edit: A cleaned-up, clarified version of this with better formatting can be found at: jordemort.dev/blog/the-license

If there’s anyone who wants to meet up at who I haven’t already talked to about it, let me know!

@mattsheffield some stateful download pages make you submit a form or be logged in to get the download URL and using Lynx is usually faster than setting up X forwarding to use Firefox

Parenting win that feels more like an own-goal in the moment: when you try to get the toddler to watch tv on a transcontinental flight and he just ignores it and wants to have someone read him books instead.

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