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Flynn (labelled as "Implementation detail"): [takes a look at the satchel of Private API when suddenly...]
Rapunzel: [knocks Flynn out with the frying pan of Terrible hack]

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Rapunzel: [drags Flynn (Implementation Detail) to the cabinet of Public API]

[tries to push Flynn into the cabinet: fails]

[tries to swing Flynn into the cabinet with her hair of Dependency Injection: the hair gets stuck]

[thinks]

[shoves Flynn into the cabinet and closes it: Rapunzel turns around; the cabinet suddenly opens and Flynn falls on top of her]

[squashes Flynn into the cabinet with the broomstick of `sed -e`, slams the door with "GitHub Actions: FAIL". Flynn's four fingers stick out of door; Rapunzel pushes each in. A letter of "FAIL" disappears with each finger]

[wedges the door closed with the chair of `// FIXME`]

Rapunzel: Okay, okay, okay. I exposed the function to the API.
I'm "adding too much tech debt", huh, pull request reviewer?
Tell that to my terrible hACK! (accidentally whacks herself with the frying pan)

@lzg with cake this is literally a genre

(for those unfamiliar, “lemon pound cake” is called that for precisely this reason)

@lzg I’m confused about the “but” as if further justification is needed

Refugees in Libya (@refugeesinlibya), who've been abandoned by the gaslighting organization that is the UNHCR, and the EU's funding of criminals to deter refugees by any means necessary, have a 2 day campaign. The only reason I've followed their unbelievable plight is because of their voice on Twitter. They've created an account on Mastodon so I suggest everyone follows them here so that we can amplify their voices once they catch their breath & setup a presence here.

aljazeera.com/news/2022/12/10/

Amazing news! The third book in my young adult space fantasy trilogy, PROMISES STRONGER THAN DARKNESS, is available on Netgalley now. I can't wait for y'all to read this one!

@TarkabarkaHolgy reminds me of "Coll and His White Pig" from Lloyd Alexander's "The Foundling, and Other Tales of Prydain".

@liberdon @enbrown @arossp that list isn’t available to users not logged in to your instance so there’s no way for us to tell which 3 those are. (Screenshot for @enbrown’s benefit assuming she still can’t see)

There's no systemic racism but weirdly every time we train an AI on public data sets it becomes very racist.

@geopipe @itchio can you spare a boost? Also, any idea why it’s not showing on the calendar yet?

🚨CALLING ALL CREATORS🚨:

We’re hosting a game jam: itch.io/jam/new-york-new-york

Create games using real NYC buildings, streets, and terrain. We provide customizable game-ready environments, you build the game!

$2500 PRIZE!

#gamejam #itchio #indiegamedev #indiegame #indiegames

The Supreme Court was always going to be skeptical of the independent state legislature theory, even the conservatives. Surprise about that comes from being largely ignorant of the Justices' jurisprudence, instead believing only that conservatives like bad things, ISL is a bad thing, therefore the conservatives on the court will like it. The conservatives like all kinds of bad things, but to understand why and which ones, you need to know their legal philosophies, not just believe they're evil.

Achievement Unlocked: Synchronized daycare drop off with catching the commuter bus

11th century Venetians wanted to take the relics of St. Nicholas home from Myra.

When they got there they were told sailors from Bari had already taken the saint. They were offered St. Nick' uncle as a consolation prize. Just then, they smelled the scent of holy relics and found bones that surely belonged to St. Nick.

For centuries both Venice and Bari claimed they had the REAL saint.
Modern research proved the bones belong to the same man. So, they each got half of Santa.
🎅
#Santa #folklore

Protest matters. Protest just helped stop the SFPD from having the right to use deadly force using robots, a policy that the board of Supervisors overwhelmingly supported in a vote just last week. eff.org/deeplinks/2022/12/vict

@Gedalia I haven’t tried SD 2 yet but my results with 1 were way way lower quality than my results with DALL-E 2

@quinn @dev you don’t have to harm them! Just feed them lots of coffee fruit and collect their poop en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_l

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