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I asked ChatGPT to write a sarcastic email to customers letting them know that their shitty IoT devices have suffered a security breach.

ChatGPT gives tax advice for dragons 

If you were a how would you handle this situation?

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Ask ChatGPT: You made an AI watch 1000 hours of Ahch-Toan Blue Milk commercials and this is what it wrote 

Plus, it is made from 100% organic, non-GMO ingredients, ensuring that you are getting the very best for your body.
So why not give Ahch-Toan Blue Milk a try? Whether you're looking for a tasty treat, a nutritious drink, or a healthy way to start your day, Ahch-Toan Blue Milk has got you covered.

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Ask ChatGPT: You made an AI watch 1000 hours of Ahch-Toan Blue Milk commercials and this is what it wrote 

This vibrant hue comes from the natural blue algae that is added to the milk, providing a healthy dose of antioxidants and other essential nutrients.
But the benefits of Ahch-Toan Blue Milk don't stop there. It is also packed with protein, calcium, and vitamins, making it a great choice for anyone looking to improve their health and wellness.

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Ask ChatGPT: You made an AI watch 1000 hours of Ahch-Toan Blue Milk commercials and this is what it wrote 

Ahch-Toan Blue Milk is the perfect drink for any occasion. It is refreshing, nutritious, and has a delicious, creamy taste. Whether you're relaxing at home or on the go, Ahch-Toan Blue Milk is the perfect choice.
One of the unique things about Ahch-Toan Blue Milk is its blue color.

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And now back to , this time mashed up with the "I made a bot watch 1000 hours of X" meme format.

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Asking ChatGPT if computational complexity theory is in conflict with anarchist philosophy 

@rechelon you're welcome, I think 😂

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Ask ChatGPT: A fanfic where Ramoth and Temeraire host a cooking show but they've both been turned into newts 

Despite the challenges they faced in their new forms, the two dragons continued to cook up delicious dishes and share their love of food with the world.
And they lived happily ever after, hosting their cooking show and spreading the joy of newt-inspired cuisine to all who would listen.

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Ask ChatGPT: A fanfic where Ramoth and Temeraire host a cooking show but they've both been turned into newts 

They cooked up all sorts of delicious dishes, from hearty stews to delicate pastries, all made with the freshest newt-friendly ingredients.
Their fans loved the new format of the show, and Ramoth and Temeraire quickly gained a whole new following of newt-enthusiasts.

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Ask ChatGPT: A fanfic where Ramoth and Temeraire host a cooking show but they've both been turned into newts 

One day, while filming a new episode of their show, a mischievous sorcerer cast a spell on Ramoth and Temeraire, turning them both into newts. Despite their new, slimy forms, the two dragons refused to let their culinary dreams die.
Using their agile newt bodies and keen sense of taste, Ramoth and Temeraire continued to host their cooking show, now known as "The Newt Chef Showdown."

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Ask ChatGPT: A fanfic where Ramoth and Temeraire host a cooking show but they've both been turned into newts 

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, two majestic creatures named Ramoth and Temeraire were the stars of a popular cooking show. Ramoth was a fierce and noble dragon, while Temeraire was a clever and quick-witted dragonet. Together, they traveled the world, seeking out new and exciting ingredients to use in their recipes.

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Wrong book in the series and wrong relationships between the characters, but clearly the training corpus included the wiki.

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Ask ChatGPT: What is your favorite scene in Terry Brook's "The Darkling Child" 

My favorite scene in "The Darkling Child" is when the hero, Paxon Leah, faces off against the evil sorcerer Arcannen in a magical duel. Paxon's sister, Leofur, is being held captive by Arcannen and the stakes are high as Paxon must use all of his skill and cunning to defeat the powerful sorcerer and save his sister. The tension and excitement in this scene is palpable and it showcases Paxon's bravery and determination.

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ChatGPT writing "haiku" about Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem 

bro this isn't even a Haiku bro

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ChatGPT writing Star Wars poems 

Was hoping we might have learned something about metrical structure, but apparently it's poetic skills haven't advanced much past basic rhyming (although "In the fields of Endor, fierce foes did fight" slaps as an alliteration)

Failed attempts at

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Solid vibe, shaky on the details - @djomnimaga didn't realize you made an Arkanoid clone 😂

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ChatGPT prompt: write the introductory paragraphs of a dissertation on DJOmnimaga's contribution to calculator programming 

Through his own programming projects and his leadership of the Omnimaga community, he helped to advance the field and foster a passion for calculator programming among enthusiasts. His work continues to be celebrated and appreciated by those who use and benefit from his programs and the resources he helped to create.

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ChatGPT prompt: write the introductory paragraphs of a dissertation on DJOmnimaga's contribution to calculator programming 

Additionally, DJOmnimaga’s efforts helped to inspire and cultivate a new generation of calculator programmers, many of whom have gone on to develop their own programs and make their own contributions to the field.
In conclusion, DJOmnimaga’s historical impact on calculator programming cannot be overstated.

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ChatGPT prompt: write the introductory paragraphs of a dissertation on DJOmnimaga's contribution to calculator programming 

The impact of DJOmnimaga’s contributions to calculator programming can still be felt today. His programs continue to be popular among calculator users, and the Omnimaga community remains an active and vibrant resource for those interested in calculator programming.

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