I have a sudden parenting crisis I could use advice on. Months back, my son talked me into letting him watch Child's Play. As you'll recall, the movie ends with Chucky getting shot through the heart, is blood splattering against a broken window in a NYC condo.

Well, I told my son that blood lands on a police horse on the street below, and Chucky thus possesses the horse, and so Child's Play 2 is about an evil police horse, and is called, in some cuts, "Child's Play 2: Horsing Around." 1/

Ever since, I've been nursing this story of Child's Play 2: Horsing Around. My son watched the trailer for the movie on YouTube. "It's not called that, dad, and there's no horse." It was only called that briefly, I told him, before the studio got rid of the name, because they thought it was hurting the box office. Of course the horse isn't in the trailer, because they don't want to give the twist away in the trailer. My efforts have had him, if not convinced, at least open to the possibility. 2/

Except now he's going to a friend's house for a sleepover tomorrow night, and he's told me they're going to watch Child's Play 2, hence my parenting crisis.

So, do any of you have any ideas how to maintain the ruse? I'm thinking I could tell him "Horsing Around" was actually an obscure director's cut, maybe only playing in Japan, or something. But I'm open to anything to maintain the myth of "Child's Play 2: Horsing Around." /end

@arossp so I reckon one option could be this: he comes home and tells you Child’s Play 2 had nothing to do with a horse, and you just act totally stunned. Like all of a sudden you’re questioning your own sanity. You swear up and down that you’ve seen Horsing Around a dozen times, maybe even come up with a couple of solid lines from the movie, and begin musing about what could have caused them to make an entirely different Child’s Play 2 between then and now.

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@arossp @phishissick my brother was just telling me about a college friend whose parents, as an intentional social experiment, apparently programmed him with a bunch of hilariously incorrect words for various concepts that don’t come up that often in conversation and these were still being discovered by accident as a senior in college

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