Some chonker shrooms that I saw today. I think only some of these are edible
@dev all mushrooms are edible dev
@dev the only question is of what occurs later on
@dev if you haven't read this harrowing-ass shit you should http://bayareamushrooms.org/poisonings/firstpersonreport.html
@dev @elfprince13 try to remain calm until your idiosyncratic reaction makes you bleed out your ass
@regehr @dev @elfprince13 Don't eat beets at the same time.
@gwozniak @dev @elfprince13 omg I cackled
@regehr @dev @elfprince13 Bleeding out the ass discussions are why I want to be online.
@regehr @elfprince13 more people probably die from shark attacks but do I step out of my house terrified of sharks everyday?
@gwozniak @regehr @elfprince13 blood curdling
@dev @regehr @elfprince13 Paws: The Revenge
@dev @regehr @elfprince13 I saw this reply first. this thread is solid, not super standout but just good dependable shitposting when you need it most
@secretasianman @regehr @elfprince13 this thread is much like Alaskan gold,
"prized by some for its fine flavor, but poisonous to others, causing gastrointestinal distress. It should never be served to large groups of people."
@secretasianman @dev @elfprince13 we strive for consistency, not excellence
@dev @regehr @elfprince13 You don't?
Oh, maybe your parents didn't send you against your will to a questionable marine biology summer camp where you were bit by (admittedly rather small) sharks.
@elfprince13 @regehr @dev The UW center for urban horticulture (and apparently any Swiss post office) is there to identify mushrooms for you!
@elfprince13 @regehr @dev the caloric content of mushrooms puts them in the "not worth it" category when trying to survive...
@elfprince13 @dev