I've been going by this building for years, and always, the same thought: is this *really* a good idea? In a place with plenty of snow and ice? In a place with earthquakes? *Really?*

@ricci tunnel!! I wish I had a house with a tunnel

@dev @ricci My house has bridges but no tunnels. I inquired about adding a moat but had someone explain to me all the reasons that moats are not practical in Seattle.

@dev @dan Whew, gators would probably be even more impractical in Seattle. It'd only be warm enough for them to wake up, what, 5 minutes per year?

Though I do like this idea now for some superhero comedy movie: the villain has a moat with gators at their arctic hideout, and the heroes just walk by the sleeping gators

@ricci @dan I remember this mythbusters video or something demonstrating just how chill piranhas are, you can swim with them, even with open wounds

@ricci @dan I often wonder how I will die, currently the top two contenders are petting the chonker bobcat and swimming with piranhas

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