Me: “can you hand me the salad bowl”
Wife: “yes”
*long awkward pause*
Me: “WILL you hand me the salad bowl?”
@elfprince13 dudes (not gender-specific) rock
@steve I reflexively called my mom “dude” a few times as a teen and she took it in the spirit it was intended
@elfprince13 @steve I was hanging out with some teenagers a few weeks ago and it came out that basically all of them had called their mom "bruh"
@elfprince13 @steve I said "how does that make sense?" and the 13 yo girl looked at me like I'm slow and said "she's my bruh"
@elfprince13 @steve "bronius rex" is one of my preferred ones but I never called my mom that